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I CAN SHOOOOOOOWWWWW YOU THE WOORRRRRLLLLDDDDD
You’re 18 for a moment. Caught in between 10 & 20 and you’re just dreaming. In fact, you’re waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don’t know for sure. But it doesn’t matter. How can it not matter to you where that train will take you? Because I’m the friend that you deserve, but not the one you need right now. So you’ll troll me, because i can take it. Because, sir, even if you have wronged me in some way, and are somewhat of a patoot, you’ll always be my Clash at Demonhead. To be honest, I’ve always wanted a bestfriend named The Power. But instead I got you, so I’ll just read more. So that I can keep up with the absurdity of your intelligence. Today, I will shrink myself into your pocket. Do what you want, do what you want. If you want, we can rent some pornos (and hormones) and boxes of DiGiorno, even drink some Cuervo with the vatos with the door closed and watch Zorro. But anyway, happy birthday, Tycho Brohe.
And don’t think too hard on a response to this.
Nah.
Leave it, leave it.
I rated her service high but the experience low and in the comments box I wrote “i thought it was pretty obnoxious to have to tell the rep all that stuff about myself when I just wanted a product recommendation. I don’t have to tell the sales guy at best buy who I’m working for or my phone number or how many people work at my company”